Well... from that description, I suppose I have just the man to volunteer. For the record, the man in question once read all eight volumes of Physics and wouldn't stop narrating out loud for days. He wanted to debate the application of fluid dynamics to the movement of colonies of ants. I had to go out and get a glass container of ants for us to observe because it was either that or actually reading all eight volumes, and I didn't have time for that sort of thing. If that manner of unquenchable knowledge and willingness to participate in intellectual debates for bells on end suits your needs, then I'm happy to bundle him up and send him to you. I'll do it for free, even. Oh, and please best him in a debate. I think he needs the humility. Are you sure this is the way you'd rather spend your time, though? Now that I'm writing this message to you, honoured lady, and just thinking of what trouble I'd send your way, I genuinely feel bad!
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For the record, the man in question once read all eight volumes of Physics and wouldn't stop narrating out loud for days. He wanted to debate the application of fluid dynamics to the movement of colonies of ants. I had to go out and get a glass container of ants for us to observe because it was either that or actually reading all eight volumes, and I didn't have time for that sort of thing.
If that manner of unquenchable knowledge and willingness to participate in intellectual debates for bells on end suits your needs, then I'm happy to bundle him up and send him to you. I'll do it for free, even.
Oh, and please best him in a debate. I think he needs the humility. Are you sure this is the way you'd rather spend your time, though? Now that I'm writing this message to you, honoured lady, and just thinking of what trouble I'd send your way, I genuinely feel bad!