[Please, child leash him so people stop kidnapping him, that'd be great.]

I'm extremely kidnappable. [sigh, anyway,] But yeah, there were people behind the scenes—well, they kept talking to us the whole time, but one time was a recording and the other time the guy was just in love with the sound of his own voice.

Kinda surprising no one's come forward to show off being behind it all here, but there's still time.