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[ A "pfft" sort of laugh. ]

I'm no one's father, thank you.

[ Said lightly, though. He doesn't actually mind, he just has never intended to be a father figure. Not once. It's funny to even try imagining it.

(Although Welt did mention that his relationship with Miss Popukar was a bit father and daughter... Well. Exceptions must exist.) ]

What? Never tried it before?

[ Midnight laughs right after that. He's kidding. He is perfectly aware that most normal people do not commit murder. ]