[Thank goodness Rosella has figured out how to activate audio/video on her device by now, or the network would be subjected to her absolutely hideous attempts at texting, and literally no one needs that.]

Why, congratulations! A very happy birthday to you, however did you celebrate it?

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Mine was — er. It was to be in just a few days, actually, before I was brought here, but it was spring when I left and it seems to be autumn now...so in truth I'm not quite certain, do you suppose that means I've missed it?