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Poor thing. You've never been to one? Well, I guess that's not really that much of a surprise...

( they don't let in don's kind. not the good ones, anyway. )

There's some public ones, but the ones you want to be are privately-owned—bouncers, popular music, all of that. They're real swanky joints, packed with humans grinding against one another to the beat, mingling with drinks, good vibes, and a chance to rub elbows with certain higher-ups, depending on the club you go to.