Damn, I didn't even start yet... [don't sigh like that, he's sensitive,] Well, uh—okay.

So, you're you, right? Let's call you Daan A. Think about something you, Daan A, did this morning that got you here, to this moment. Somewhere out there in another history there's a Daan B, who did something else—and Daan C, Daan D... you get it.

[One can hope, anyway.]

Back home, moving around the histories is a thing some people can do. Our last bastard mastermind put us through hell to... unlock us, I guess.

You still with me, or did I lose you? I know how it sounds, trust me.