That's the reason, darling. If it flatters me, I take care of it. That's simply how it works.
[ Midnight reaches out and gives the dress a gentle pat. (He will also help with the vomit bag hunt from here on out, though. Even while drunk, he's gotta be doing something.) ]
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[ Midnight reaches out and gives the dress a gentle pat. (He will also help with the vomit bag hunt from here on out, though. Even while drunk, he's gotta be doing something.) ]