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ʜᴇɪɴᴇ "babygirl (affectionate)" ʀᴀᴍᴍꜱᴛᴇɪɴᴇʀ ([personal profile] kampfgeist) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-07-18 11:14 am

video » text | @stray

[ the video comes first!

heine films from where he's sitting on top of a mailbox on a street corner. it's a slow pan across an empty intersection just northeast of the bank—the bank building itself is visible, as a landmark for where he is, but he also makes a point of filming as much down each street as he can manage. master film director heine is not, but at least he manages to pick out a few identifying storefronts so people can triangulate themselves!

there's no talking, or really any sound at all (which for heine is still one of the worst parts of this place). once he's filmed enough that he thinks the location has been conveyed, the video cuts off.

when he uploads it, it's with a text accompaniment: ]


let me get this out of the way first: i'm not trying to die
and i also don't want to kill anyone
[ today, anyway! ]


but if you're also here without the weapons you're used to
don't want to get stuck with your thumb up your ass if shit goes wrong
and think you could use a good fight to keep your skills sharp

then hopefully you can figure out from the video where to go
if you can't then
[ he is judging you slightly ] ask for directions



rules:
1) i have knives but if you want to use something else that's on you
2) no sparring bullshit, we fight like we mean it
3) i'll go easy if you need but don't ask me to teach you
nichocolatine: (pic#16592616)

text | un: NAILS

[personal profile] nichocolatine 2023-07-18 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ literally WHY!! ]

do NOT fucking kill anyone or i swear you're sleeping in the tub
wrenchedup: (🔧 𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎)

@wrenched

[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-07-18 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
sooooooooooooooooooooooo


is this like a dating ad or a fight club proposition cuz honestly it really could be either
matermali: (153)

un: hidden | text

[personal profile] matermali 2023-07-18 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It sounds like a spar to her no matter how he plays it, but there's only one way to find out. ]

You mean to accept a challenge from any who volunteer?

[ Um okay. She wants to watch. ]
zangetsu: (pic#16066250)

text ↪ un: 十五

[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-18 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
does karate count?

local shōnen hero has chosen lies and chaos today, apparently.
nichocolatine: (pic#10160280)

[personal profile] nichocolatine 2023-07-18 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
don't tell me to relax you're the one saying you'll fight like you mean it and i'm supposed to think that doesn't have the possibility of ending in death also have you not been paying attention to what's going on lately read the fucking room rammsteiner
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[personal profile] matermali 2023-07-18 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe she ought to bring some bandages, just in case. Who it could end up being for, she can't predict. Going to watch would allow her to learn the capabilities of Heine as well as some others.

And she may just vanish from boredom if she doesn't find something to do other than scream at the witches' wards in tongues. Vanessa has never been one to enjoy watching fights, but entertainment is scarce around here, and she needs the distraction. ]


Some here claim to know magic, you realize.
zangetsu: (pic#15926120)

[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-18 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
let him take you on a magic carpet karate ride, buddy.

it's a martial art. heavy on the striking.
wrenchedup: (🔧 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗)

[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-07-18 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
uh

all of it????

and you'll even go easy on people ~♡(。→ˇ艸←)
[ he's doing the thing he does a lot which is being a weirdo. even though he does have an odd lusting after crazy people who may or may not want to kill him......................... but anyways. THEY'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW. That's how friendships start, right? ] that aside, very cinematic opening mr wes anderson
nichocolatine: (pic#10160337)

[personal profile] nichocolatine 2023-07-18 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCK YOU IM GREAT AT DODGING

[ don't claim all the credit?? but oh. okay thay's what heine meant. maybe try not to give him a heart attack next time, yeah?? ]

anyway
make sure to account for the ones who get overconfident or dont know when to stay down
dont think whoever or whatevers running the place gives a shit about "accident" or not
Edited 2023-07-18 19:14 (UTC)
limbical: (great now i have to pick new lyrics)

audio; un: loveless

[personal profile] limbical 2023-07-18 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose there isn't anything wrong with an honest brawl, so to speak.

I won't participate myself, but I may remain stationed nearby if someone would need to be patched up. You never know how eager people become.
justscribing: (❖ 55)

@Alhaitham

[personal profile] justscribing 2023-07-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you be fighting with knives or is that just an offer to anyone who takes you up on it?
wrenchedup: (🔧 𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚢)

[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-07-18 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
okayyyyy, so. definitely a dating ad. [ go easy on him daddy uwu ]

oh! uh, right yeah. still fucking weird, huh? anywayyy, wes anderson was a film director kinda known for artsy fartsy wide shots or whatever. [ mmm. does he trust encryptions? no. not even the ones he made. and he wants to been "anonymous" separate. he'll say everything else he needs to say in person. ] you thinkin of a time?
matermali: (114)

[personal profile] matermali 2023-07-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you won't be reckless with your safety.

[ Has he tested how well he can heal? A little worried. But she's not about to start lecturing, least of all in public, so she'll leave her concern there. ]

If it doesn't bother you, I may come to see what the fighters of this city have to offer. Undoubtedly, we will eventually encounter more dire threats than boredom.
nichocolatine: (pic#10160285)

[personal profile] nichocolatine 2023-07-18 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ on second thought pls fall off a tall building and land on that mailbox 🖤 ]

jk looks like im the one doing the killing here

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