@osamudazai - text

[nullificates]

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i'm looking for data on ability users in this place! no need to tell me what it is! just tell me - is it perfectly fine? help a detective build a case! ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

Comments

[indwelt]

True. I wish you the best of luck in this endeavor then. With so many heads here, I'm sure you're bound to uncover something sooner or later.

[nullificates]

ah, thank you, it's going to be so much work, i am not happy about that myself!!!!!

[indwelt]

I'm no detective, but if you ever need any extra help I'd be happy to lend a hand.

[nullificates]

job interview time! please, tell us -- what is your greatest flaw?!

[indwelt]

A job interview....?

[ this is so sudden ]

I suppose it would have to be my habit of trying to take on everything by myself. Though I like to think I've gotten better about that in recent years.

1/2

[nullificates]

( )

2/2

[nullificates]

now please tell us what is your biggest strength. please, do not sell yourself short, we only hire the best!!!

1/2

[indwelt]

[ THEY'RE STILL GOING ALONG WITH THIS?




IS THIS FOR REAL ]

2/2

[indwelt]

[ he's never even been through a real job interview because he's had the same one (1) job for most of his life and all the rest he got through his connections



but okay, sure, he can do this. why not. ]

An attention to detail, a committment to seeing the job done, as well as extensive knowledge about numerous human and intergalatic cultures.

I can also help draw and design any documents you might want in case you feel the need to advertise in the future.

[nullificates]

alright, things are looking bright for you in this interview, you should be proud of yourself!

now, in your cv, i can't see the jobs listed! please tell us, what have you been doing in these past years professionally!?

[indwelt]

I was an assistant professor for awhile, and an animator after that.

By the way, what exactly is the position I'm supposedly applying for?

[nullificates]

intern!

you're hired.

[indwelt]

Wouldn't you rather interview a few more candidates before making a decision?

[ unless there WERE other interviews..... ]

[nullificates]

are you questioning my skills?

[indwelt]

[ a




long pause ]

When do I start?

[nullificates]

you've started when i started the interview!!!!

[indwelt]

[ an even






longer pause ]

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the interview?

[nullificates]

nope if you did shitty you'd be....... silently fired!

[indwelt]

I see.

[ he doesn't see. ]

Well, I look forward [ ?? ] to working with you.