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[wrenchedup]

[ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. okay, okay, okay. he'll press enter. ]


friendly neighborhood anonymous here.

so this was going to be a post about a database i'm working on with some other people and hopefully more people but one of those people seems to be unreachable now so this is also an APB for Gregor.

onto other shit: we've been working on a document that keeps all the facts we know and all the theories we're currently trying to prove/disprove. it's encrypted for obvious reasons but click the link and I'll get you access no problem [ for all those who have come across his videos on how to use encryptions and how to make yourself purely anonymous, fear not! the stupid naming conventions continue: satanwasababyboomer.doc but its safe to assume that anyone who clicks gains both access to view and edit pretty quickly. ]

this tech is pretty old for me. i'm doing what i can to make it both secure AND accessible. if you're talented with early 2000s technology c'mon down. maybe you can make something work that i can't.

i have to admit i'm not the greatest at keeping on top of things like this. could really use the extra hands in general. there are some other people looking to do the same thing as this but hard copy. mingle with them if that's your bag. assuming they reply here (please reply here if/when you see this... if you want to).

also just for my own curiosities: calling all tech people. engineers, programmers, whatever. let's put our heads together. help one another out.

ps: if you want to annoy someone that's pissing you off I recorded fart sounds, you're welcome.

Comments

[latersgators]

That [...] doesn't actually explain what a bug arm is. Is it a cluster of insects tightly packed together in the shape of a human arm? Is there something like a beehive in the core? Do they crawl all over each other or does half the arm lose its mass if he wanders past a field of flowers or can he control the insects or is this some sort of weird MKUltra shenanigans going on?

[coolerjunpei]

what the hell are you talking about

it's more like a big claw? i'm no artist but here, just look at this.

Attached: bugarm.jpg

[latersgators]

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He's got a lobster claw for an arm? I suppose that's pretty rad, yeah.

[coolerjunpei]

bug claw but arm sized

look just tell someone if you see him okay?

[latersgators]

I promise I will reach out to you if I see him, Mister Junpei. Or Miss.

[coolerjunpei]

it's mister. and thanks.

@anonymous

[wrenchedup]

[ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH he thinks he gets it now. Okay, he'd been way wrong. Woops? ] uh, its like just a bug leg or whatever right?? like. you know you see a fucking centipede and their skinny little legs but its this guy's arm??

i think.

though dude what a shit super power if you have an arm made of bees but they fuck off anytime you're going for a walk. listen, this is why candyman isn't threatening. i know so many people that love the guy. it's just because he's hot which is fair cause he is but dude. a total non-threat as far as slashers go.

[ they are getting way off topic here. ]

[latersgators]

Yeah I think I got it.

How do you even know what the candyman looks like? Have you met?

[wrenchedup]

[ what the fuck- ] dude have you seriously never watched candyman

personally i'm more of a pinhead kinda guy but lets be real that was just a porn masking itself as a horror movie

[latersgators]

Well there's a lot to be said and a lot that bas already been said about the relationship between sex and violence.

What did you like about him? I thought the movie was a little scary.

[wrenchedup]

knowledged on the subject are you? [ naughty steven. ]

its so super the outfit, dude. damn. and the voice is nice. not for everyone though that's for sure. kinda problematic but what shit from the 80s isn't? what's your movie flavor? i also fuck with action. the cornier the better, man.

[latersgators]

Yeah action adventure's alright. I like science fiction. And anime. And fantasy is fine. Wee bit of romance or tragedy's good too.

[wrenchedup]

haha. sooooo you like everything. man you should be having a good time here then if you like sci-fi.

[latersgators]

Why? Have you seen any books?

[wrenchedup]

you... don't think this whole thing screams sci-fi nightmare, dude? though you make a good point. haven't seen any books, no. even in places there should be some. like even a fucking manual, man. nothing

[latersgators]

I do love me a good dystopian novel but usually the machines have taken over and all the upper class fellows have buggered off somewhere leaving a depleted planet behind for us working class folk and we're living on the fringe and there's no food or water readily available and we're all killing each other

[wrenchedup]

exactly, dude. exactly.

[latersgators]

Do you think that's what's happening here?

[wrenchedup]

i think this peace is temporary. i think their goals toward making sure everyone gets along and is in line is more sinister than cooperative. i think something is coming. a thousand fucking percent, dude.

[latersgators]

Oh, not again!

You don't think we've been abducted by aliens do you?

[wrenchedup]

[ oh, right. he had a mental breakdown with this guy at the party. wrench forgot about that actually lmao. ] aliens? eh, nah. maybe but i doubt it. if it is aliens i'm mad there's not more buttstuff. there's suppose to be buttstuff.

[latersgators]

Buttstuff? What buttstuff? Why would we want buttstuff? Buttstuff sounds absolutely awful!