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[wrenchedup]

[ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. okay, okay, okay. he'll press enter. ]


friendly neighborhood anonymous here.

so this was going to be a post about a database i'm working on with some other people and hopefully more people but one of those people seems to be unreachable now so this is also an APB for Gregor.

onto other shit: we've been working on a document that keeps all the facts we know and all the theories we're currently trying to prove/disprove. it's encrypted for obvious reasons but click the link and I'll get you access no problem [ for all those who have come across his videos on how to use encryptions and how to make yourself purely anonymous, fear not! the stupid naming conventions continue: satanwasababyboomer.doc but its safe to assume that anyone who clicks gains both access to view and edit pretty quickly. ]

this tech is pretty old for me. i'm doing what i can to make it both secure AND accessible. if you're talented with early 2000s technology c'mon down. maybe you can make something work that i can't.

i have to admit i'm not the greatest at keeping on top of things like this. could really use the extra hands in general. there are some other people looking to do the same thing as this but hard copy. mingle with them if that's your bag. assuming they reply here (please reply here if/when you see this... if you want to).

also just for my own curiosities: calling all tech people. engineers, programmers, whatever. let's put our heads together. help one another out.

ps: if you want to annoy someone that's pissing you off I recorded fart sounds, you're welcome.

Comments

[benedicus]

( there is a considerable delay as aziraphale thinks about this. for as strange and bizarre as a train that traverses the galaxy sounds, this young man is entirely correct in the fact that the universe is incredibly massive.

it is.

he finds himself briefly lost in his thoughts, considering the vastness of Her creation. )

It doesn't sound like a pit-stop is going to increase your travel time too much in your case.

( a joke. because he understands! he thinks. )

Where did you depart from?

[indwelt]

[ That does get a small laugh out of him. ]

I guess you're right.

[ What's a couple more weeks-to-months tacked onto a journey that might take the rest of his life? The next question has him pausing though, uncertainty over how much of his personal circumstances he should disclose making him hesitate. ]

I originally came from Earth. Due to an unfortunate series of events, I was forced into space. [ Read: he was kidnapped. ] I got lucky in that the Express happened to pick up on my distress signal and came to save me.

[benedicus]

( this is beginning to sound like a tragedy. he had been whisked away from a life on earth into space and then conscripted onto a train heading towards impossible destinations. it also sounds a bit like a story from a novel.

but he has no reason to think anyone would so publically tell such fabrications on the network. surely. )

Do you miss Earth?