Midnight, friend, you have called me enough pet names that the local animal shelter must be wondering where their usual animals have gone. Have you considered the premise that the two great annoyances in this city and my life deserve each other? Given how you are an unstoppable force and he is an immovable one, I'm standing outside the blast radius with a clipboard to see how this will affect reality as we know it.
[ and then, because it's kaveh: ]
Have you had water in the last twenty-four hours? Be honest.
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[ and then, because it's kaveh: ]
Have you had water in the last twenty-four hours? Be honest.