text; un: loveless

[limbical]

On a professional level:
unless it's an emergency, I'm not currently handling patients at this time
so if you have a general check up or you're worried about a rash or something seek out one of the other doctors
great we've got that squared away

Non-professional question:
what's waiting for you back in your home?
Family, friends, saving the world, a hot date?
just a bit of curiosity on my side
Cheers

Comments

[limbical]

yeah i was being sarcastic but i guess that's hard to tell over text like this.

anyway if you think its an emergency i'll let you know
stubbed toe: not an emergency
mental breakdown: kind of an emergency but im not qualified
bleeding out on the street: emergency, contact me

[onlythans]

evidently so as i was also being sarcastic
funny how that works out

well then i'll be sure to leverage your scale when next i find myself in hot water for my minor medical mishaps
there was no bleeding so twas clearly not the emergency others made it out to be

[limbical]

great look at us a couple of sarcastic guys
a comedy duo

what a relief
good job
im so proud of you

[onlythans]

i know what sarcasm sounds like
you needn't keep demonstrating it

[limbical]

just had to be sure for the audience

[onlythans]

the audience being who exactly?

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anyone potentially reading our conversation