Oh, hello there.[Standing in the video is what appears to be a man, even if his proportions are distinctly too tall, arms and legs far too long. The mask he's wearing doesn't help to offset the appearance, and the mouth does not move.
Despite the network username distinctly being Daan's, the voice sounds nothing like him.]Ladies, gentleman, and all there in between, it's a real pleasure to take advantage of this nifty invention to speak to you all at
long last. It's been a real kicker waiting this long, but I'm nothing if not patient! So here we are, and introductions are in order, aren't they? Or maybe we've already met? Well, a refresher couldn't hurt.
I'm called a lot of things, but
Pocketcat has been the most consistent. Funny little moniker! I absolutely adore it. And so suitable, too, for my
pockets are very deep indeed. Usually I'm something of a merchant, but I'll admit, my usual goods are just not material right now. My apologies on that front, but perhaps we could all barter for something else instead. I do so love a conversation almost as much as I love to trade, and frankly what is a chat but a trade of words anyway?
Ah, but here I am, rambling on! I should get to the point. Do forgive me.
You may ask me questions, of course, but I'll want something in return. That's just how the barter system goes, baby. For now... let's say I'll want your
best story or secret. I'll just have to give a
story in return. If such things interest you, of course.
Ta, my loves. I'll be thinking of you all.