'preciate you not calling me weird, even when I am. Relatively.
[Big ups. Big ups for a whole stick of butter, too; Gregor snatches it up greedily, flicking the ends of the wax paper open and
then fumbling to balance it on his claw instead, so he can cut it with a knife. Harder when he can't just impale the thing, but Junpei doesn't deserve to eat Roach Leg germs in his butter, thanks. Do not perceive the sheepish face Gregor's pulling he's doing his best to not stab through chitin with a butter knife shhhhh]
More butter's good, even if it kills us faster. [Butter: melting in the pan. Gregor: grabbing bread.] I'm playing the long game here, but I don't think people like me have long life expectancies anyway.
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[Big ups. Big ups for a whole stick of butter, too; Gregor snatches it up greedily, flicking the ends of the wax paper open and
then fumbling to balance it on his claw instead, so he can cut it with a knife. Harder when he can't just impale the thing, but Junpei doesn't deserve to eat Roach Leg germs in his butter, thanks. Do not perceive the sheepish face Gregor's pulling he's doing his best to not stab through chitin with a butter knife shhhhh]
More butter's good, even if it kills us faster. [Butter: melting in the pan. Gregor: grabbing bread.] I'm playing the long game here, but I don't think people like me have long life expectancies anyway.