un:balthier

[ This is obviously a weird death trap and Junpei gets points for calling it.

Too bad everything's made up and the points don't matter because they are in mortal peril. ]

I haven't the faintest idea why the rest of you are here, but clearly it was my inestimable popularity that earned my abduction.

Truly, I'm surprised we haven't had a known murder yet. Seems a bit slow off the mark.

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