text: un: gautier

[laidtocrest]

quick poll, what's your favorite animal and on a scale from 1-10 how badly do you want to see one again?

[He's doing a poll in the stupidest way possible, what of it. At least this time there isn't naked people involved (yet).]

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text, un: thevampirelestat

[perfectdevil]

Dogs. 10.

text; un: raverobber

[badfeyth]

Dragon. But I'm biased and only want to see one particular one again; a generic just won't do.

[nichocolatine]

[ aw damn he missed the naked people? ]

pigeons
miss them chubby lil fuckers

[Text] un: capsulecorp

[fashionably_strong]

Cat. 6/10. I'd rather see my family before a random cat.

[theskyaccepts]

Lions, I guess.
Maybe a 6?

[One lion in particular, which is where most of that is coming from. He's fine not seeing the real thing.]

text; un: loveless

[limbical]

dogs i guess? Dogs are inoffensive
5, I have no real strong feelings on it but seeing a dog would be pretty nice

text: un: broca

[broca]

Why?

[ This is not answering the question. ]

text; anonymous

[wordchain]

[ Yesod is here to perceive this poll, thank you Sylvain. He also decides that he might as well answer it himself with something borrowed from Don Quixote because of how earnest a source of information she has been. ]

Rabbits, 10.

Text UN: willthewise

[willtheunwise]

Tigers. 2.
It would have to be well kept and I don’t trust this place and also I don’t want to tempt fate I’d rather not have one running around loose…

un: wheresmysword

[swordhardy]

Swords, 10.

text ♡ username: fearnie

[fauned]

( congrats. this is now THE best poll in the planet. )

i have to pick just one???????
ummm
how broad is your definition of animal

[laidtocrest]

one, that's not answering the question. two, you gotta have an answer to this question, everybody does. and three, come on, at least i'm not asking another question about death or gods or casually revealing something like how the washing machine just tried to kill me. it's funnish? vaguely fun. breaks up the monotony.

[laidtocrest]

a practical answer, i like it.

[Easy to keep, easy to breed, easy to cuddle, in the worst case easy to skin and prepare for cooking and reasonably tasty.]

i'm not sure what it says that i hit the point in which i'm liking practical answers with something like this, won't lie.

[laidtocrest]

yeah, now you got me thinking about it, everything here's either so easy it's unbelievable or out to get us in the pettiest way possible with no in between.

either way, relax: i don't secretly have a tiger i'm hiding in my room, so if any tigers come to kill you they'll come from someone or somewhere else.

[laidtocrest]

if it turns out you're a guy i know i'm gonna laugh.

[He's not, the guy he's thinking of is back home and would be calling him an idiot if he was around.]

just so we're clear, by sword you mean the sharp pointy thing you use to stab people, not some kind of weird creature i never heard of, yeah?

[laidtocrest]

you don't know what i'd do to see another living thing that isn't us or something like a tree. it's really starting to get to me. doesn't even have to be a dog or a cat or whatever, i'd settle for a fly or mosquito.

[laidtocrest]

why a lion? not arguing with it, i kinda got a lion bias too, but now you got me thinking about it i never actually saw one in person.

[limbical]

I dont really miss bugs personally
but i guess
i dont know
maybe an amphibian or something? that's inoffensive

[laidtocrest]

yeah, way i see it i'd rather be back home with my friends instead of stuck here, but if i had to pick someone to come here with me i'd rather it be a cat instead of someone else i know.

but now i think about it that's probably not the case for everybody? there's probably some people better off here than wherever they came from

[A moment and.]

and that's way too much for a poll about animals and cats.

[laidtocrest]

[For now, but the clown show is sure to produce more naked people sooner or later.]

right? where's all the noise? why are my lunches so peaceful? it's like i eat outside and nothing comes up to me trying to steal my sandwich, it throws a guy off.

[laidtocrest]

yeah, i get that, i miss my horse too.

[What, it took him a moment to remember what a dragon was, but a dragon is just a wyvern with extra legs, it makes sense.]

[laidtocrest]

decisive! i like it! any particular dog you got in mind, or...

[This is either now Pet Talk Central or Thinly Veiled Metaphor For Something Else Central, to be decided.]

[willtheunwise]

I was less worrying about you having secret tigers than whoever is running this place having secret tigers and it was more me worrying about tiger welfare than even that… But one in the streets would be bad.

un: minfilia

[firstwaters]

Is it okay to call amaro animals? They're very clever. And some of them can talk.
But they do really like pets. And belly rubs.
But maybe so do some people. I don't want to judge.

Amaro, I suppose! If that isn't too rude. And
Three out of ten if it's just to see one.
Ten if it's to give one a belly rub.
And zero if it's to eat.

[laidtocrest]

you sound like a guy who could use a tiger right about now. i'm gonna mark you down as a 10.