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[blackwaterchild]

[She appears on the network wearing a pair of white cat ears, brandishing a sort of princess wand, which she uses for emphasis as she talks]

Hey. Name's Miu, I'm an actress, and I'm here to tell you that if I see a single one of you wearing a spooky monster costume that ends up stuck in said costume and/or acting more and more like the monster come Halloween, I will beat you with this princess wand.

Don't do it. Stick to cute or easy costumes and stay away from those stupid ugly masks! I've seen enough movies to know that's a stupid idea and if you do it anyway I get the exclusive right to say 'I told you so!' super mockingly next month.

[She clears her throat and sits back] Now then, the important question:

Sexy angel, or sexy cat? I can't decide if I like the idea of having wings more, or a cute tail and ears.

[She looks between two generic costumes like it's the most important and confounding decision of her life.]

Comments

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[blackwaterchild]

Yeah but it'd be a sexy scary. That's got to mitigate some of it, a little. [maybe...]

I don't know, but I saw the costume store pop up and knew it'd probably be something. This place manages to seem really Western sometimes.

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[anthropophagite]

... Would it? [ he doesn't look convinced.

Yes, I saw the shop as well. It's quite big...! [ kaneki still hasn't explored the whole thing just yet. ] But you are right, this is all very western, isn't it?

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[blackwaterchild]

Honestly, I don't think I'd like to see them tackle Japanese holidays or anything... They've managed to make everything else so bland, can you even imagine?

[She sighs deeply] They'd totally mess it up one way or another.

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[anthropophagite]

Hm, that's true. Although I wouldn't mind seeing New Year festival. I think it'd be nice.