video; un: yomiko

[blackwaterchild]

[She appears on the network wearing a pair of white cat ears, brandishing a sort of princess wand, which she uses for emphasis as she talks]

Hey. Name's Miu, I'm an actress, and I'm here to tell you that if I see a single one of you wearing a spooky monster costume that ends up stuck in said costume and/or acting more and more like the monster come Halloween, I will beat you with this princess wand.

Don't do it. Stick to cute or easy costumes and stay away from those stupid ugly masks! I've seen enough movies to know that's a stupid idea and if you do it anyway I get the exclusive right to say 'I told you so!' super mockingly next month.

[She clears her throat and sits back] Now then, the important question:

Sexy angel, or sexy cat? I can't decide if I like the idea of having wings more, or a cute tail and ears.

[She looks between two generic costumes like it's the most important and confounding decision of her life.]

Comments

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[blackwaterchild]

Yeah. [She looks amused]

It's mostly just a skimpy white dress or lingerie, a halo, and little angel wings.

They've got devil and fallen angels one too that are basically the exact same, just in red or black.

I feel like they could be more creative but I don't really know enough angels to say anything.

[inlovewithmycar]

Eh, they're never very good straight out the package. You got to make adjustments afterwards.

But I was looking for some ideas for the upcoming holiday.

[blackwaterchild]

I guess angels don't dress so skimpy where you're from?

[Wow how boring!!!]

I think usually people try to dress as what they're not. Maybe you should try the sexy angel route.

[inlovewithmycar]

Not as such, no. There's, uh, a lot of steps between an ethereal or occult being and the inclination to dress skimpily for the same reasons a human does.

I'll add it to the list; right under alien, pickled ginger, and time traveler, but above sexy Elmo and headless horseman.

[blackwaterchild]

Man, angels just aren't fun at all where you're from, huh. [it's not a question. Miu looks a cross between amused and sympathetic. That's rough, buddy.]

Pickled ginger? [Snerk. She clears her throat, but what the fuck] I mean, might as well try and combine them all at that point.