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[onlythans]

well now, isn't THIS a dubious surprise
"THE CITY THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"
i wonder what manner of service they think i've performed, precisely?

well
if this is some sort of token of appreciation for my contribution to our recent "smash or pass" activities
then i suppose all i have to say is: YOU'RE WELCOME
glad you liked it, so on and so forth

all the same, knowing the sort of tricks this place gets up to, i rather think i'd better see about employing the services of a decent mechanic before i trust the reliability of this...gift of theirs

just to be certain it's not about to mysteriously glue me to the driver's seat
or explode
or compel me to confess my earliest childhood memory or some bollocks like that

i don't suppose there's anyone about who'd be willing to perform a look-over on one of these?

ATT: skyslipper.jpg

Comments

every time your username is in my inbox i laugh

[bountyfull]

Does this place make that kind of thing a habit? Handing over familiar things that are trapped as a reward?
Considering the surprises I've run into maybe it's not so unbelievable.

Thanks, I think. Haha.

i am exactly the same way, i love this username

[onlythans]

has anyone yet told you about the bank?
a few moons back we were all tempted into there with the promise of a box in our names

opened the boxes, found a possession of ours
not necessarily one we ever wanted to see again either

and then the door to the room proceeded to lock behind us

it's perfect

[bountyfull]

[ told him about the HWHAT? He knows what banks are?? What are — oh. ]

...I see. [ Does he? His imagination is running with this a little. ]

How did you manage to get out?
That does give you plenty of reason to doubt this then.

I can come by whenever. Just let me know where to meet you.

just like thancred (derogatory)

[onlythans]

ah now therein lies the tricky part
the door sealed by some magicks and wouldn't open again until we appeased them

in this case by confessing what the object meant to us

for my part i would've sooner stayed locked in for the rest of my days

LMFAO be nice he's doing his best

[bountyfull]

[ He's not a fan of how this sounds? Gross? ]

How would something like that even work?
There's no one here but people like you and me right?
Unless we're missing something.

[ It's not magic, do not tell him it's magic. ]

It sounds a little invasive if you ask me.

[ What's the point? what's your GAME, city? ]