text; un: archon

[onlythans]

well now, isn't THIS a dubious surprise
"THE CITY THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"
i wonder what manner of service they think i've performed, precisely?

well
if this is some sort of token of appreciation for my contribution to our recent "smash or pass" activities
then i suppose all i have to say is: YOU'RE WELCOME
glad you liked it, so on and so forth

all the same, knowing the sort of tricks this place gets up to, i rather think i'd better see about employing the services of a decent mechanic before i trust the reliability of this...gift of theirs

just to be certain it's not about to mysteriously glue me to the driver's seat
or explode
or compel me to confess my earliest childhood memory or some bollocks like that

i don't suppose there's anyone about who'd be willing to perform a look-over on one of these?

ATT: skyslipper.jpg

Comments

audio; un: loveless

[limbical]

Where the fuck are the wheels?

text; un: thevampirelestat

[perfectdevil]

I know absolutely nothing about mechanics, let alone of a vehicle like this that flies, but I would love to see it in action when you eventually find someone to give it a look.

I would also like to give it a once over, honestly, but only for my own selfish desires. I miss my cars, and my motorcycle more than I thought I would.

un: NAILS

[nichocolatine]

lol sky slipper

text; un: yesod

[wordchain]

I believe there may be a few people here who have the necessary expertise to examine your vehicle. While I do not, I would be interested in the results.

How did you receive this delivery?

text ; un:stampede

[bountyfull]

I'm not a mechanic, but I'm familiar with different kinds of tech.
I wouldn't use me as your first choice, but if you don't get a better volunteer I can try.

It might be better than nothing?

video; un: hythlodaeus

[nomoresharks]

[So as not to get as little dirt and grime on his phone as possible, Hythlodaeus has decided to simply set his messaging to video as he works in the graveyard.

The vines and dirt that cover the headstones may ever regrow, but they certainly won't remove themselves.]

How curious. I don't believe I've ever seen anything of its like before. I'm afraid I won't be of much help in its examination, but I wouldn't mind seeing it up close if you've a mind to show your new toy off.

audio; un: SCARAMOUCHE

[numerouno]

Nice ride.

[Not only does it look like the kind of vehicle you'd see in the cities Scaramouche knows, it was handed over as, what, a reward?]

Did it come tied up with a bow?

text; un: emet-selch

[recreator]

My interest in examining the crystal you mentioned previously still stands, in case you were wondering.

And. Judging by your apparent dislike for unprompted gift-giving, it would be remiss of me not to offer to take at least one bauble off your hands. Especially considering the fact that your exact descriptors were "blasted" and "wretched thing".

[He can't imagine anything created by the Speaker being described as such, honestly. This "archon" clearly has no tastes.]

un: 46

[cranekin]

You got a boat!?

(Skyslipper is a weird name for a boat but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.)

text; un: norbanus

[pyrrhichope]

I could try? But it's doesn't look much like anything I'd be used to.