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[onlythans]

well now, isn't THIS a dubious surprise
"THE CITY THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"
i wonder what manner of service they think i've performed, precisely?

well
if this is some sort of token of appreciation for my contribution to our recent "smash or pass" activities
then i suppose all i have to say is: YOU'RE WELCOME
glad you liked it, so on and so forth

all the same, knowing the sort of tricks this place gets up to, i rather think i'd better see about employing the services of a decent mechanic before i trust the reliability of this...gift of theirs

just to be certain it's not about to mysteriously glue me to the driver's seat
or explode
or compel me to confess my earliest childhood memory or some bollocks like that

i don't suppose there's anyone about who'd be willing to perform a look-over on one of these?

ATT: skyslipper.jpg

Comments

[limbical]

Well, there you have it, I suppose. And how do you feel about playing taxi for a bunch of people?

[onlythans]

About the same as you feel playing doctor for a bunch of people, I daresay.

One can, so one should. Wouldn't you say?

[limbical]

...Well, you got me there, Thancred.

I'll let you know if I need a lift, then.

[onlythans]

I'd say I'd accept a drink as your fare, but that's not the wisest decision considering the circumstances, now it is?