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[onlythans]

well now, isn't THIS a dubious surprise
"THE CITY THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"
i wonder what manner of service they think i've performed, precisely?

well
if this is some sort of token of appreciation for my contribution to our recent "smash or pass" activities
then i suppose all i have to say is: YOU'RE WELCOME
glad you liked it, so on and so forth

all the same, knowing the sort of tricks this place gets up to, i rather think i'd better see about employing the services of a decent mechanic before i trust the reliability of this...gift of theirs

just to be certain it's not about to mysteriously glue me to the driver's seat
or explode
or compel me to confess my earliest childhood memory or some bollocks like that

i don't suppose there's anyone about who'd be willing to perform a look-over on one of these?

ATT: skyslipper.jpg

Comments

[cranekin]

Eeeh... I want to try.

Does it work? Have you tried sharing a childhood memory yet?

If you need to, you can tell me. I can keep a secret. I'll keep it to the grave.

[onlythans]

i'm about to find out shortly as a matter of fact
but assuming it does work

are you asking for a ride, then
or to seek to fly it

because my answer will change depending on what you're after