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[onlythans]

well now, isn't THIS a dubious surprise
"THE CITY THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"
i wonder what manner of service they think i've performed, precisely?

well
if this is some sort of token of appreciation for my contribution to our recent "smash or pass" activities
then i suppose all i have to say is: YOU'RE WELCOME
glad you liked it, so on and so forth

all the same, knowing the sort of tricks this place gets up to, i rather think i'd better see about employing the services of a decent mechanic before i trust the reliability of this...gift of theirs

just to be certain it's not about to mysteriously glue me to the driver's seat
or explode
or compel me to confess my earliest childhood memory or some bollocks like that

i don't suppose there's anyone about who'd be willing to perform a look-over on one of these?

ATT: skyslipper.jpg

Comments

[perfectdevil]

......

I suppose I am a manner of bard, yes.
But much more cool.

[onlythans]

i wasn't aware it was a particularly frigid profession, honestly

you've something against them?

[perfectdevil]

The ones I've read about always seem to dress rather strangely and tell ridiculous stories about their lives in hyperbolic fashion in order to make money off of it.


.... My god, I am a bard.

[onlythans]

and i congratulate you on your newfound revelation

though speaking as a bard to a fellow bard, all of my stories are entirely accurate
and not embellished in the slightest

[perfectdevil]

Well, mon ami, you either live a very interesting life or you are quite a terrible bard.