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Abe no Seimei | Original ([personal profile] emyoji) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-11-19 11:16 pm

video; un: ihavequestion

[ The video turns on displaying one of the apartment building living spaces. For the most part it looks like the typical default space, but in the background there's a low table containing incense burners and what are probably offerings. The structure sitting behind it also looks like a shrine... a very small one, but made with loving detail. The lighting is intentionally dim, and Abe no Seimei is kneeling in front of the arrangement next to a black cat that is likely familiar to some in the city. ]

Since we've been facing some unanswered mysteries lately, I thought we should conduct a ritual to try to get some answers. The preparations are all complete if anyone would like to participate in the Offering Game.

[ As he says that, he lights several candles and places them around the cat in front of him. Once the cat, seated on what looks like a cushion on top of an array is properly surrounded, he asks: ]

Are you ready?

[ The cat, for it's part, stares at the lit candles and then snaps it's head around to shoot a look at Seimei that somehow seems deeply betrayed. Apparently, this was not part of the original plan. The only thing audible is a rumbled, plaintive meow, but Seimei nods as in in perfect understanding.

Answer received, Seimei claps his hands together two times and recites what might be a chant, but the words are difficult to make out over the device. Technical difficulties? The candles flicker, then abruptly seem to gain strength as they cast an ominous massive cat-like monster shadow behind the form of the housecat. ]


We are ready. In exchange for a personal story, we can now trade one offering to this great spirit and receive a fortune! But beware, we don't know what kind of answer the unknown may offer us. But if you would like to play, answers do await.

[ Seimei bows once to the cat and once to the camera. The cat stares at the camera for a long, unblinking moment before letting out a sigh that seems to shift it's entire body. There's another, brighter flash that seems to take up the entire screen for a second--the candles flaring?-- but when it clears, the actual cat is gone and all that remains is the shadow creature.

Though the close listener might hear something that sounds like a mumbled hate you so much coming from somewhere off screen. ]


[ooc: Both Seimei and Kai will be replying to this post to play a dumb creepypasta game and discuss possibly real magic.]
kampfgeist: (sigh | what a headache)

[personal profile] kampfgeist 2023-11-22 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ heine would also like to know seimei why!! ]

i learned how to fold paper flowers for my sister when i was a kid
i folded a dozen of them to make a bouquet
she kept them under her bed so no one would find them
i think they're probably still there

is that enough for a fortune, o great spirit?
catmemes: (32)

[personal profile] catmemes 2023-11-22 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Please hold for a brief consult. ]

Fine. Ask your question.
kampfgeist: (sigh | fully exasperated)

[personal profile] kampfgeist 2023-11-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
oh, i get to ask a question?

[ that makes this much more difficult... heine has to think for a second. ]

how does my luck for the rest of the year look

can i ask that?
catmemes: (35)

[personal profile] catmemes 2023-11-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Great cat spirit says: ]

It is certain that it will be good.

[ You're welcome. ]
kampfgeist: (skeptical | you're kidding)

[personal profile] kampfgeist 2023-11-25 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that sounds Super fake but he appreciates the vote of confidence ]

great news thanks
catmemes: (27)

[personal profile] catmemes 2023-11-26 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Look we did not promise Good fortunes. The magic 8 ball does what it wants. ]

Hey, you asked.
kampfgeist: (thinking | hol up wait a minute)

[personal profile] kampfgeist 2023-11-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i swear that sounded more sarcastic than it was
i wouldn't mind having a good year
catmemes: (25)

[personal profile] catmemes 2023-11-29 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. You're welcome, then.
Not much left of it, though.