text; un: desserts

[oversize]

ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[oversize]

wow, kinky.

i'm someone important back home. does that help?

[featheradrift]

[ Leave it to humans to turn everything into a sex joke. ]

And what if I told you I was a god back home? Unless you were also god, I wouldn't accept your judgement.

[oversize]

a god? who worshipped you?

i'm the chosen one throughout heaven and earth, so. kinda got you beat there.

[featheradrift]

Like I said before, I couldn't care less who you are from your world. You could be the second coming of the Heavenly Principles, and I still wouldn't give a shit. You're the same as the rest of us here in this city.

[oversize]

so we're on the same level now? lovely. thanks for slumming it with the rest of us.

[featheradrift]

I never claimed to be above anyone here, but make no mistake: that doesn't give you any right to judge me. This "Christmas" of yours is revolting.

[oversize]

then judge yourself.

[featheradrift]

[ He will, thanks. He deems this the end of the conversation, and only leaves an indication that he's read it. ]