text; un: desserts

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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

text | @stray

[kampfgeist]

what does fried chicken have to do with christmas

[ heine is not super familiar with either tbh! ]

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i'll absolutely tell you, once you tell me stuff.

[kampfgeist]

best and worst thing i've done since getting here?

[ wtf has he even done since getting here. ]

i learned first aid
but i also concussed two people in october

un: NAILS | text

[nichocolatine]

what, santa aint gonna start us off?

[oversize]

wah~ santa's trying not to be selfish, it's bad manners to go first~

[nichocolatine]

so youre putting the bad manners on somebody else?? sounds pretty naughty to me

text; un: ihavequestion

[emyoji]

Shouldn't we all get bonus credit for being alive? That's already an accomplishment.

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but is it naughty or nice that we're alive~?

well. it's nice that you're alive, i can admit that.

text; un: susuwatari

[catmemes]

How do you decide what's good and what's bad?

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i use my excellent moral compass.

alternatively, i ask a magic 8 ball.

un: deku

[fullgauntlet]

[What he wouldn't do for some delicious Christmas KFC... Ahh. He misses Japan so much.]

The best thing I've done is more than likely helped people escape the ... many times... we've been stuck in places. I've lost count of how many times I've jumped off rooves at this point.

As for worst... Ahh... Didn't listen to my friend telling me to get more sleep?

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hmmm....

santa has spoken, you get to be nice this year~ thank you for all your hard work.
sounds like you're a great escape artist.

text; un: loveless

[limbical]

Just how popular is this Christmas thing...

Best thing, I guess teaching first aid classes?

Worst thing would be debatable but I'm sure some people would say it was me cutting my arm off.

[oversize]

okay first of all, christmas is more than just a thing, it's a whole...lifestyle.

not for me. but for some people. in some places.

santa needs more information. what did your arm ever do to you~?

text, un: caster

[excaliburden]

wow thats so nice of you!! i didnt realize santa can be lots of different people... i guess it's more like a job?

anyway um the worst thing ive done since getting here is accidentally turning biscuits into a golem at the gala and i really need to apologize to ghost and kaveh for it.

does that disqualify me from christmas

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definitely! maybe you can apply to be a santa next year!

a golem?? that depends, what did the golem do?

text; un: dynamight

[apshot]

Gonna end up frying my own chicken at this point.

[ Which he definitely knows how to do. As for the reason he is responding - it is to call out someone else so! ]

Good thing - watch out for the shitnerd's sleeping schedule and diet.

Bad shit - blowing up said friend's face for ignoring my threats about his sleep

not here

[fullgauntlet]

[💦💦]

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and inviting over your favorite person, me, right~?

i gotta say, santa doesn't appreciate the use of "shitnerd" to refer to anyone. you sound incredibly naughty.

text, un: Hat Guy

[featheradrift]

This message reeks of suspicion. And who are you to judge what I've been doing here?

[ Not that he thinks this guy is going to do anything suspicious, but his wording is just... dubious. ]

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you can smell messages? wah~

who is anyone to judge? you don't know who i am. i could be someone important here.

text | un: hawks

[redfeathers]

Aaahhh, Gojo-san, I missed KFC fried chicken. ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

What day is your birthday? I'll get you something nice, and then you can make me food for my birthday.

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i miss it too...sounds like somebody up here is planning on making us some, though! how fortuitous \( ﾟヮﾟ)/

it's on the seventh~ tell me yours, too~

i'm not the best at cooking, but i did recently learn how to make some creamy cheesy white pasta thing! if that sounds like your stomach will like it.

[bountyfull]

kfc???

But uh, I haven't done anything naughty. Though I'm not used to not having to pay for food.

but happy birthday :)

[ this grandpa ass emoji shit. ]

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Killing Free Chickens~ Krispy Fried Chicken. Kake Frosting Cornflakes.

(it's a chicken place back home, actually)

wow, our first angel~ it's a pleasure to meet you.

thank you~ ❤️ where's my gift?