text; un: desserts

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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

text | @stray

[kampfgeist]

what does fried chicken have to do with christmas

[ heine is not super familiar with either tbh! ]

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i'll absolutely tell you, once you tell me stuff.

[kampfgeist]

best and worst thing i've done since getting here?

[ wtf has he even done since getting here. ]

i learned first aid
but i also concussed two people in october

[oversize]

did you perform first aid on them?

[kampfgeist]

no
but i did carry one of them home
i learned first aid after the concussions

[oversize]

hmmmm you're straddling the good/mean line, here

let's shake the magic christmas eight ball here and see

pick one or two

[kampfgeist]

two

[oversize]

dammit, magic 8-chan said you're nice.

[kampfgeist]

does that mean i get to know why fried chicken and christmas are connected now?

[oversize]

there is an ancient christmas folktale of the great christmas chicken....

[kampfgeist]

...
i am suspending my disbelief
continue

[oversize]

what's so hard to believe about a christmas chicken?

[kampfgeist]

you know i really couldn't say
just something about it seems



fowl

[oversize]

egg-cellent point.

however, he's real. and a ghost. and he'll haunt you.

[kampfgeist]

do you think ghostly chicken nuggets taste okay?

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depends on the dipping sauce.

[kampfgeist]

ranch

[oversize]

ranch is only for tenders. you failed.

[kampfgeist]

wtf
show me the rulebook

[oversize]

it's in my head~ you want to jump in?

[kampfgeist]

no... who knows what i'll find in there

[oversize]

a sea of knowledge. obviously. learn how to swim~

[kampfgeist]

i've never seen a sea before

[oversize]

excuse me what??

[kampfgeist]

i've never seen a sea before?