text; un: desserts

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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

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first, you need to tell me your naughtiest and nicest things~

[catmemes]

[ ... ]

I let people pet me and I bit somebody.

[ Which is which? You be the judge. ]

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( ...okay he laughed )

saucy little thing.

what did they do to deserve the biting?

[catmemes]

[ #catlyfe ]

Existed. [ Okay that's not quite fair. ] Existed annoyingly.

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you've never bitten me~

( existing annoyingly is his way of life, sort of. )

[catmemes]

You don't live with me.
But I can if you want.

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wah~ you're propositioning me, that's naughty~

[catmemes]

I guess kinkshaming would be naughty too.

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wow, you're right.

shame on me. two lumps of coal.

[catmemes]

We can share.

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you're a good friend.

[catmemes]

Now you're just trying to get me not to bite you.

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if you're into it, i'll allow it.

[catmemes]

We'll see how annoying you get.
I still want to know what the magic 8 ball says.

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well first we have to decide what to ask it. do we ask if you're nice, or ask if you're naughty? magic 8-kun only accepts yes/no questions.

[catmemes]

Yeah I know.

[ One of the banes of his existence, really. ]

Dealer's choice.

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oh no...

i asked if you were naughty........

"outlook good"

well! that could go either way, huh~?

[catmemes]

Does that mean I get both pieces of coal?

[ Thematically appropriate, at least. ]

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let's use them and make a fire.

[catmemes]

......where

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do you want to burn the whole city down......

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Not particularly. Why, do you?

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it's not on my to-do list, no.

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Let's stick with someplace contained, then. Make s'mores or something.

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it's a date. i'll bring the marshmallows.