text; un: desserts

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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[catmemes]

Let's stick with someplace contained, then. Make s'mores or something.

[oversize]

it's a date. i'll bring the marshmallows.

[catmemes]

Okay. Please don't offer me any. Unless you really want a fortune, I guess.

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how are you going to have smores without the marshmallow...

[catmemes]

I don't know, just have some sitting out for me?

[ Hopefully that won't count. His impulses are weird sometimes. ]

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okay~ i can do that.

[catmemes]

[ Suspiciously nice of him. ]

Do you actually want presents?

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for my birthday? it'd be nice~

[catmemes]

Okay. Give me a couple hours.

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i'm excited~~

[catmemes]

You say that now. Where should I meet you?

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is this an indoor or an outdoor kind of present?

[catmemes]

Either...? But I thought you wanted to do the fire thing.

[oversize]

Then outside might be better~

You know the park that's like... two blocks down from the really big convenience store?

[catmemes]

Yeah. Okay. Two hours.

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it's a date~