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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

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[ Help? ]

Oh. I see. I think?
Back home. Do you mean Earth?
Not an angel though, haha.
Just a Plant.
It's nice to meet you too. I'm Vash.

[ He's so awkward. But there's a pause, and then: ]

Oh. Uh. I didn't actually...
What would you want?

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earth? that's my home, yes~
but i can't say i've ever talked to a plant.
what kind of flowers do you grow?

i'm gojou satoru~ and i want something to decorate my apartment with. any ideas?

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Oh it's not that kind, actually.
It's kind of hard to explain?
But I don't grow flowers.

Do you have any pictures of your friends or family here?
You could probably find some nice frames and hang them.
I've wanted to try taking care of flora, but I'm not sure if I'd be any good at it.

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fruit? leaves? thorns? acorns?
i should probably check you over, just to be sure.

ah... pictures~ ( there's a little uncomfortable pang of unhappiness that he ignores. ) good idea!

i don't have any pictures, but maybe we could draw some. frame them and hang them up.

no green thumb? seems kind of strange for a plant~ i bet you could grow anything.

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No, no. It's not...
It's closer to what you might call an alien?
I don't
You don't have to check anything! Thank you!


If you want help drawing pictures that sounds fun, I wouldn't mind.
I've got a thumb that's kind of green, but not for the reason you're talking about. Haha.

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an alien~? wah~

i've never met an alien before. a plant alien. that seems suspiciously good.

why's it green, then?

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[ stop saying it!! ]

What do you mean "suspiciously good"?

It's a prosthetic.

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well, you know, in the movies the aliens are all...bad. like, chest popping tentacle squeezing face eating types.

but a plant alien! that sounds so sweet~ like i could grow you in a pot.

a prosthetic thumb?

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[ Is it him? Is it his fault this conversation is barreling out of control like everything else in his life has EVER gone? ]

I haven't actually watched many movies. Just a few when I was a lot younger.

But look.
It's not that kind of plant. Plant.
Are you listening to me?

Arm. Prosthetic arm!! :(

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( sweet poor vash, you're being dragged along the gojou satoru train. )

sounds like we're doing a movie date, then~
now that there are movies here, of course.

wait it has to be Plant? like your mister Plant? Mr. Plant?

ahhhhh, your whole arm~~ this makes sense~~ and it's green?? wicked.

i am in tears

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[ He could put his phone down. Face down. On mute. ]

I'd rather not if it's going to be aliens eating people and tentacles.

[ he's really, honestly, more of a romcom kind of guy. ]

It's Vash. Vash the Stampede. Not Mr. Plant.
Plants aren't flora, they're beings.

i'm so sorry

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you don't like horror movies?
don't worry, we can hold hands~
me and your green thumb~

or we can watch like, a double feature.
something scary and then something funny.

Vash the Plant Stampede. Mr. Plant - for short.
i don't know any other plants here, so you get to be my one and only.

( ahaha...... )

No it's hilarious

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[ Vash reads this. And reads it again. And then one more time. He even tries typing several different responses out. Gojou probably sees "..." for quite some time before:]

Are you ok?

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truthfully~?

really, truthfully? do you want to know?

[bountyfull]

[ oh. Well... ]

I'm not so sure you're going to give me a real answer, but... yeah.

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plants first. are you okay~?

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[ woah woah woah ]

As good as I can be, all things considered.

[ nailed it. ]

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what are the things considered?