text; un: desserts

[oversize]

ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[emyoji]

I think it does depend on the person. That's why trying to list things is difficult.

Gojou-san, I don't make wishes. Does that mean I can't have a gift after all?

[oversize]

oh, i'm back to "gojou-san". sounds like i'm in trouble.

a want isn't a wish, it's a want. i think you'd be in the clear.

[emyoji]

Would you prefer something like "darling" or "prince charming"? I can be flexible.

A want is a wish you make every day~

Hm, but I guess if you're asking, someone nice to spend time with. Someone who will share stories.

[oversize]

both of those are perfect. pick the one that speaks to you~

i think that's a pretty easy want. everyone here is full of stories~
are you willing to share yours in return, too?

[emyoji]

Ah, in that case, darling, I only deal in fair trades.

If you ask me for something within reach, I will definitely grant it.

[oversize]

you're reliable like that. i like to think i'm the same way, too~

so if it's stories and company you want, i will humbly offer my darling santa self.

[emyoji]

You are good company.

By the way, can I borrow something else?

[oversize]

from me? you can. what is it?

[emyoji]

Energy.

[oversize]

cursed, or otherwise?

[emyoji]

Ki would be preferable, but I'm not picky.
And if it's too much, I won't bother you.

[oversize]

i can give you that~ you're never a bother.

what's it for?

[emyoji]

It's for me.

This city isn't exactly good for my health.

[oversize]

in that case, i can give you more and then some.

[emyoji]

I wouldn't ask for that much.
Just enough to help me a little.

[oversize]

whenever you need it, you know where to find me~

[emyoji]

What do you want as your payment?

[oversize]

cake.

[emyoji]

Very well.

Although I don't know that cake is a fair trade.

[oversize]

i'd take a 'happy birthday' too.

[emyoji]

You don't have any other birthday wishes?

[oversize]

honestly, this is the worst birthday i've had in awhile, so i don't have the heart to make wishes~

[emyoji]

[There's a pause.]

Where are you now?

[oversize]

ah? don't worry about it, seimei-kyun~ i get what i deserve.

[emyoji]

Don't say that. It's never that simple.