text; un: desserts

[oversize]

ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[excaliburden]

i have an average smile and laugh...

but whew!!! thats such a relief. thank you santa!! ill be less naughty from here on out!

[oversize]

be confident! show me!

good, fill your next year with good deeds~

[excaliburden]

oh

how do i do that though

this is just the words feature that were using right now right

video;

[oversize]

( oh, don't worry, he's willing to switch to video--he's wearing his blindfold, but still 'looking' at the camera, his lips spread into a wide grin. )

He~llo~ ( his hand comes in, knocking playfully against the camera, smudging it up for a moment. ) Use the picture feature, now~.

[excaliburden]

[OH.

She squeaks, startled by the way that it suddenly changes to video on his end, and then fumbles to do the same on hers. It takes a hot second, but she gets there! She remembers the buttons!]

H-hello! I--didn't realize it could be changed in the middle of a conversation!

But I'll remember that for sure...!

[oversize]

You can change to anything~. We can go to just voice, or video like this, or just back to typing again... It's really handy like that.

So while I have you trapped, let's see it.

[excaliburden]

Oh...! Um, right! A smile!

[... Somehow, now that she's been put on the spot, it's so much harder to smile naturally.

She... tries. It looks so awkward.]

[oversize]

( he squiiiints, getting closer to the phone camera. )

Are you... In pain... Come on, let's try it again!

What makes you laugh? Bad jokes? I love bad jokes.

[excaliburden]

N-no! No, I'm just! I'm smiling!

[She is not, right now. She's too embarrassed.]

I mean, I can definitely smile. I mean--I do like bad jokes too!

[oversize]

You mean, you mean~. ( he's teasing her, just a little bit. )

Okay, let's see. How did two black cats end their fight~?

[excaliburden]

I--I mean--!

[His teasing hits the mark; she's easy to fluster, cheeks a little flushed.]

Um-- [...?] How?