Forsooth, since there are no flying vehicles that could possibly land among us -- nay, they do not exist at all save for in the minds of those who wish to touch the sky. 'Til we can catch one in the act, so to say, it will be most difficult to prove what it is happens.

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I suppose one could offer themselves... to do many a crime, and to see what may happen with it... or even to do something more minor, that would transport them to the house of another to be locked up, or to be handcuffed themselves in a way... If we can see the moment of punishment, perhaps we can prevent it -- or see how it is that they work.