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dilf quixote ([personal profile] icanfixer) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-07-04 08:20 pm

audio, @DONQUIXOT3, beginning of the month

[ literally so sorry to anyone who decides to check this out-- ]

HARK!!!!!!

There are new lands to discover! Such as yonder... "bowling alley"! I have seen shadows behind the contraptions at the end, but chasing them leads to nothing -- it is most perplexing. Nonetheless!!! I wished to share to all the goodly news, and to ask a simple question to all of thee!!!!

[ a beat. a blessed pause. then, very simply asked: ]

Do thee believe in justice?!
coolerjunpei: ("my head is right here")

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[how do three people have only one decent fashion sense between them. the boots? regrettable, but not as regrettable as junpei's genuine fondness for the goof-ass look of bowling shoes. he is both into sneakers and not into having taste.

but at least he gets to keep his hands!!!!]


Yeah, it's waxed or something. It's for ball speed.

[........ok made it through without laughing at his own 12yo humor, whew!! now then,]

Are you changing your shoes...? Fair warning, it'll be more slippery.
Edited 2023-07-06 04:37 (UTC)
coolerjunpei: (029)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[junpei leans back against the counter to watch her try her best with the shoes... there's seriously no way? but maybe she's on to something, who knows. maybe they keep the clown shoes on the bottom shelf.

he's busy thinking of a snappy bowling team name in the meantime, because why wouldn't he. B Team—no, good god. Team Buddy System; nah...]


Uh, you ready? This place is deserted, our real shoes'll be fine. Who knows, maybe by the time we get back they'll be freshly spit-shined by the quantum pricks.

[not that his old vans need a spit-shine, but still.]

So—time for some Buddy Bowling. [let it wash over you] Bowling or searching first?
coolerjunpei: (but if he watched back to the future)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[.....don't say something mean about her nasty-ass boots,] Well, uh, like I said, I didn't see anyone else when I came in, so I think we're good.

[follow him now over to the nearest lane, where they're just going to rely on the liminal weirdness to provide balls instead of having to go pick them. he grabs a super dope watermelon ball and quickly has to hold it with both hands because he wasn't expecting the heft.

he does believe her about the shadows - honestly he's kind of hoping there's some freak living in the bowling alley, if only because that would be someone besides the lot of them kidnapped to this city. maybe the bowling alley hermit has the secret answers! —but he's still going to leave the greater chunk of looking for shadows to her.]


So, obviously the goal's to knock down all the pins. Maybe there's a high score to hit before someone comes out...?

[hmhmhm he too squints briefly down at the ends of the lanes. is it a puzzle. he's been waiting.




he holds out the melon ball. please, take this.]


Here, you try first. Let me see about this scoreboard...

[he's going to Investigate the incredibly outdated digital scoreboard screen for Clues..... but it's just a scoreboard, so inevitably he gives up and just puts in DONQ and JNPY in to fit the charlimit. scoring puzzle solved.]
coolerjunpei: (011)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[honestly junpei is so disappointed that the scoreboard computer is just a computer... he gets up to pick another ball that isn't fruit-themed and is maybe a little lighter for his wimpy noodle arms, while she takes her first shot.

......4 isn't bad, not when he's definitely going to get a whopping 0, he's sure. he puts the new ball back down in the return queue so he can dish out some encouraging light applause. sick.]


Nice one. You get another throw before it's my turn. [a beat. this side of the..... girl, hold up.] Wait, were you running through people's games last time?

[he missed this detail entirely somehow,]
coolerjunpei: (let's go fuckos)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[she's in constant danger... sounds like this past episode of the buddy system was not a resounding success!

anyway, oh, look at her go. she's instantly better at bowling than he will ever be.




so that means he's a great teacher!! as he picks up the other ball to make his way to the front of the lane and wait for the pins to reset,]


So she threw a ball at you. [homie,] I promise I'm not gonna throw anything at you, so don't worry about that.

[but now that it's his turn, he winds up to roll using all of the wii bowling knowledge he's accumulated in his life, like how to Add Spin and stuff, whatever that means, and--it's fucking 1. it is so cleanly just 1 pin that he has to stand there for a second in shock.]

...Alright, that's what I'm talking about! Check me out, huh? No gutters here!
coolerjunpei: (001)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[a man of great skill, thanks!!! let him ride the high of 1 Whole Pin.]

It's all in the form, you know, like— [he mimes throwing the ball again, since it isn't quite back yet. the form. the form, don. see the form.]

Hah... well. Maybe I'm here to throw off the scoring curve. I just thought it would go straight into the gutter, so...

[he's having a great time with 1 pin. give him a moment to go back and get the ball for his second throw, which is... just 2 more.]

Okay. Huh. I'll give you a run for your money, don't get cocky.
coolerjunpei: (jumps forgets left and right)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[is this use of The Form how she cocks as much as she pleases... they should work on appropriate vocab sometime. but of course she gets a 9, junpei is a great teacher, it's all in the form. the spin. the not being junpei, it seems... jesus...]

I... don't, no. I mean, I've been before, but not in a while. Back when I had more time I had some video games with bowling in them, though.

[it worked? the form? huh,]

You're apparently a natural, but I'm not totally out yet.

[he says as a spare vs his 3 hover above his head on the scoreboard. details.]

Oh, and—spot any shadows yet?
coolerjunpei: (uchikoshi also forgot left)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[oh... is that gutter his fault for bringing up the Work... sorry.]

Uh, I just meant you're the one who knows what to look for.

[but here he goes for Turn 2. he winds up the form annnnnd it's a 5. progress! he will celebrate more silently, to be polite after her gutterball, which is mostly a whispered hell yeah and a fist pump he turns awkwardly to do in the opposite direction. Hell Yeah.

ahem. anyway.]


Anyway, you guys really don't get time off? I guess when you have a job as weird as either of ours, it feels like cheating to take a break, huh? Can't even tell you how many times I tried to just stay home and not think about anything and instantly felt like I was doing something wrong. You know?

[does she know. is it this specific kind of dire on the bus.]
coolerjunpei: (ok!!!! it's not blue!!!)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[thanks for admiring his 5... he leans on the end of the ball return as he waits, listening. hmm! well, it's nice to hear that life on the vore bus isn't always the worst, even if the fact that the bus has to be fed is bad by default.]

How big is this bus...? [rooms in the back?? this bus is bigger than his apartment.] I guess I kind of see what you mean. It's been a while since I had a real hobby.

[like bowling, speaking of, as the ball returns. give him a moment to go make his next roll... it's a 3. he's catching up. calculated.]

Hell yeah. [AHEM--]
So, some of your people are going a little stir crazy? Before I got here—and uh, before the whole thing with the murders and the SHIFTING—I was in this... test site, to see how a bunch of people could live together in space. Uh, that's not really like this, exactly, but it's getting there...?

[he forgot what he's getting at. maybe they should play cards?]

Well, sticking together's the best bet we've got so nobody goes nuts all by themselves. Ultimate buddy system.
coolerjunpei: (003)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-09 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, I'll make a comeback.

[can you make a comeback if you were always behind...... details.]

And no, not me... Uh, so, they want to send people to space, but living in a tin can you literally can't leave without dying in space isn't great for people, right? So they had us in a simulated version of the space thing, just, uh, in the desert somewhere. Testing it out.

[he shrugs. another womp womp from junpei.]

Most of the time the testing site was pretty boring, honestly. I'm not really into the whole make friends with the whole group and be a great team for synergy and whatever the hell else thing.

[yes he is. ultimate buddy system. cringe. luckily he hears himself speak and adds--]

I just mean, well... not for somebody's science project.
coolerjunpei: (011)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[wow, being called out on his soft center like this, so overtly... he's going to clip through the floor in awkward guy embarrassment. or: he clears his throat and shrugs, like, well maybe that's the case!!]

Oh, I, well... [anyway,] What's the punishment for liars...?

[ah, but he gives an appraising nod for the Form, and holds his hand out for a fist bump after her throw. put it here, homie.]

I dunno if I'd want to go to space. Maybe I could make it to the moon or something, but what do you even do on the moon? [laughtrack] Uh, good luck, though?
coolerjunpei: (jam jamilton)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-10 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[you know....... he really should have seen the lack of fist bump awareness coming, but does he correct her, no of course not. instead he puts his other hand down over hers and then does a sort of one-bounce, let-go-and-wiggle-fingers maneuver, like this is actually a secret handshake and not a failed bump. it's stupid. he does it anyway.

but that moment is now blissfully over, so first:]
What the hell, ten? That's going to take forever. I guess that motivates people not to lie...

[and there's so much he doesn't understand about this city, and honestly, the drive to get to the top of anything? junpei just wants to lead a quiet life, etc, etc, so it's only well-wishes he can provide, really. maybe the bowling helps. the Form.]

Anyway, uh... you've got my vote? [do they vote. regardless it means nothing, they're not from the same place,] Squire-vote?

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