a fine question from a fine young man who does not engage in slander or livbbel. everyone else please takenotes.
it all began millennia ago, before the first aegir walksed the land, bfore the sarkaz where teekaz and the teekaz were none at all...
[ You know what, I'm not writing all that shit. This is unfortunately a text based medium, so while it takes a while for the comment to pop up, it's certainly a tale. A very drunk, very complicated tale. A legend of seven kings, warring over rule of Terra. There are gods! Dragons! Angels and dmeons! [sic] There are at least two maidens, four of which fall in love and run away from each other. (Or with each other. Surely, he meant "with each other".)
It's tragic. It's convoluted. There are plot holes large enough to drive a landship through. It's also all a lie, so it doesn't matter that I can't be assed to actually write it.
But it ends, eventually. Midnight is shedding a tear IRL as he sends it. He's so invested in his bullshit. It's incredible. ]
... and so the seventh king took up the last crown, free from his chains —or perhaps burdned with the weight of six more — and established rule over the first nation: Kazdel. the end. (or is it?_
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it all began millennia ago, before the first aegir walksed the land, bfore the sarkaz where teekaz and the teekaz were none at all...
[ You know what, I'm not writing all that shit. This is unfortunately a text based medium, so while it takes a while for the comment to pop up, it's certainly a tale. A very drunk, very complicated tale. A legend of seven kings, warring over rule of Terra. There are gods! Dragons! Angels and dmeons! [sic] There are at least two maidens, four of which fall in love and run away from each other. (Or with each other. Surely, he meant "with each other".)
It's tragic. It's convoluted. There are plot holes large enough to drive a landship through. It's also all a lie, so it doesn't matter that I can't be assed to actually write it.
But it ends, eventually. Midnight is shedding a tear IRL as he sends it. He's so invested in his bullshit. It's incredible. ]
... and so the seventh king took up the last crown, free from his chains —or perhaps burdned with the weight of six more — and established rule over the first nation: Kazdel. the end. (or is it?_