text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

text; un: The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King

[unrequite]

no need to panick aldyies and gentlemen im unclothed but otherwise in no danger thanks to young Sylvain here

[ He absolutely bothered Sylvain until he promised he spelled his name right. He's too drunk to do things correctly. :( ]

he'll be drunkposting until further notice. feel free to threadjack or ignore politely. sorry. thank

[unrequite]

does antyhg knwo

does anyonce knwo how one might pay someone fro their services

Sy lvain is refusing payment but i refuse to let him go uncomsc
comspfk
unapid
unad
*undpaind
i want to pay him he's very nice

keep on going my inbox can handle it

[laidtocrest]

[But Sylvain sees this, and he looks at it, he looks at it again, he mouths the word nice to himself because why do people keep on saying that.]

i'll make sure he gets to a bed in one piece

[Unless, through some miracle, someone like Orchid shows up at the last second and he can pass the leash to her, but as Sylvain doesn't know who this person is, he can't hope and pray to the goddess for that salvation. All he knows is that Midnight is very drunk.]

[unrequite]

i did like that shrit but these feathers are quite nice so if you find my shirft feel free to claim it. an act of charity. you're wecome

[unrequite]

same goes fro my slacks. please, fi you find yourself bereft of a pari of good trousers, avail yourself, i allow it

actually no, this might be funny

[laidtocrest]

i'll get him some pants, don't worry

[And true to his word, he is going to grab a hold of Midnight and nod his head towards the other washers.] C'mon, we can probably find something that fits in one of these.

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[zangetsu]

why do we care about some idiot who can't do laundry?

[laidtocrest]

good question, but you responded so here we are. better question: you don't know him, do you?

[zangetsu]

nope.

but if you asked me to picture a dude who can't do laundry i gotta say it's pretty on the nose.

This first comment is not here

[broca]

[ But just know that after reading this, Broca is sighing heavily, eyes closed and brow furrowed as he just sits and lets the reality of this moment wash over him for a second.

Second is though, un: Broca

[broca]

Tell him to just find a new shirt.

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[unrequite]

Hello Operator Broca! I'm not oppsoed to finding a new shirt, I simply liked the old one.

[ More coherent! He's going to try and put in effort for a Senior Operator! Being extremely difficult is for when they get know each other. Midnight is looking forward to that. ]

text, un: 013

[blattella]

Oh hey, Midnight. I've met him before. ...........And I'm suddenly very glad I've been handwashing my work uniform so I didn't lose it and cop heat from my boss ahahahahahaha.

You want some help, bud? I could probably give him my coat. Not like it's made for me.

[They really sized him for a uniform coat and then made sure he can't put it on over his claw. Fucked up if true.]

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[unrequite]

hello gregor :)))))))))
u have my coat!
*i have my coat

it's over here. see?

[ Attached is a picture of his coat hanging from a chair. Well, it's a little blurry, but it's very identifiable. Not bad for someone fairly trashed. ]

un: gebura

[bemist]

[ ... why this. ]

there's got to be some kind of garbage bag he can wear instead
in the meantime

[laidtocrest]

[Several good reasons why. Starting with,

1. Misery loves company.]

i'm checking to see if there's any sheets. nobody's gonna miss them, probably

text; un: The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King; im sorry

[unrequite]

MISS GEBURA

A
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@keter

[gradenine]

[ roland literally looking at all this like 🧍‍♂️ ]

wow, gebura
you really got them good, huh

[ really tries not to laugh bc he knows she'd kill him dead and the last thing they all want is another projmoon murder case ]

un: pochita (text)

[nutkick]

[ why this part 2 ]

oh hell no.

i knew people will start losing their minds but let's not encourage naked men terrorizing us here!!!

[laidtocrest]

look, i'm the only one being terrorized right now, really, and i'm doing everyone a favor. if i didn't contain the naked guy, then he would've come after you.

and in the grand scheme of things, is a drunk naked guy really the worst of our problems?

text. @kaveh

[fussiest]

Ah, um. It looks as if you have his physical needs taken care of, (Mister? Miss?) Gautier. The man may look as if he's in a bit of a bad sort, but reading all these messages, it seems as if many people are coming together to help.
Is there anything else he needs? You need, maybe?
And is he alright? Mentally, I mean.

[laidtocrest]

[This is so polite wth]

starting from the top:

mister but i go by sylvain so just call me that. gautier's the first thing i thought of and i haven't bothered to figure out what to change it to.

[Someone asking after his well-being wth]

midnight's doing okay. he's not a bad guy, really. huggy, sure. touchy, definitely. but not a bad guy? and my plan worked and i found somebody who knows him from back where he's from.

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[unrequite]

it's honestly so lovely that so many pepole are taking notice
really its enough to warm my heart
mentally just a bit tipsy is all no need to fret

un. dimitri.

[stubboarn]

[ this is sent like. hours later. ]

.... is everything alright? Were you able to help him?

[laidtocrest]

i screwed up so much dimitri