text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[laidtocrest]

yeah? explain japan to me like i'm five. i haven't really been out of my country much so i'm interested in other places, and it sounds like where you're from is a lot different from where i grew up.

[Come now, they're going to unpack the anti-cock and balls culture one inch at at time, this is now the travelzone. A travelguide. Travelventures.]

1/2

[nutkick]

[ DON'T CIRCLE BACK TO THE COCK AND BALLS, YOU! ]

you're asking me a tough question, man.
... how do i even explain a boring country?

[nutkick]

[ let him think.

oh- ... ]

well, the weather is nice most of the time. our girls are hella pretty, and we have a local hero named Chainsaw Man. you can say he is the STAR of Japan 😎

[laidtocrest]

oh really?

[What's a chainsaw- you know what, it's fine, he's got a vivid imagination. He can fill in the blanks.]

interesting name. tell me more about this guy?

[It'll prolong the return to cocks and balls.]