text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[laidtocrest]

technically you did say that. and if i hit my problem and knock him unconscious, he doesn't go away. he just becomes a heavier sort of problem.

clearly, the big takeaway is that you have a better idea of what's going on than i do.

[It's not, but why not roll with it?]

[zangetsu]

a heavier problem you can leave in a bed.

he seems sturdy. he'll be fine.

and i really don't think that's the case here.

[laidtocrest]

yeah but i gotta haul the heavier problem to a bed, and like you said, he seems pretty sturdy. it's like dealing with snow? even if you melt it down it's still a problem, it's just now water or ice instead of snow.

[Then:]

and that's how you know the situation's getting to me

[He's thinking too hard about the logistics of hitting Midnight over the head.]

[zangetsu]

so get him into bed first.

（ says local man, currently 17.98 years old, oblivious to the connotations of what he's saying. ）