text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

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[unrequite]

[ Midnight is too drunk to figure out what the good cause is! I can't figure it out either, but I'm not drunk, I'm just stupid.

But Midnight sighs, his disappointment absolutely genuine. ]

Well, from a dearth of resources comes Mother invention... Something. [ He hiccups. ] I think I'll just keep doing what I want. Works, usually.

[ Why hasn't Sylvain knocked him out with a lamp yet? It's a real question, here.

Of note: Midnight is still happily sipping at his water, but the bread hasn't been touched. It's still in its packaging and all. ]