text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

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[laidtocrest]

[Okay the secret third option is 'why would anyone want to hug me unless they want something' and this isn't helping that one bit, so he just...chuckles, sure, why not.]

Sure, I'll keep that in mind for next time.

[See, this is why he worries, Midnight would probably hug any hypothetical murderers.]

[unrequite]

[ LMAO oh no... Sorry Sylvain, drunk Midnight is a well-mannered hedonist, not a therapist smh....... some other time buddy

He just hums in approval and wanders back to sit with the washing machines, giving the vibe of someone who would most certainly hug any potential murderers. Actually, he probably has hugged his potential murderers before... Things to think about. ]