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text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved ~~and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants.~~ he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

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Sylvain, I'm not naked in this picture, am I? I've been committing crimes on purpose, but I wasn't planning on indecent exposure being one of them.

[ Midnight is squinting at the topic's picture with great concern. He's... he's wearing pants, right? He doesn't want to doubt his own eyes, but he also knows that his senses might be a bit untrustworthy at the moment. ]

You're wearing pants. I'd stop you before you posted a pantless pic.

[In fact, he's getting up and walking over to pat Midnight on the shoulder. There, there.] Some people just come from different cultures and have different feelings about shirts and things.

Bless you, dear lad. I think I would've been quite upset.

[ Midnight sighs, thoroughly relieved. (He might actually be tearing up a bit. Again. He's not usually this emotional as a drunk...) ]

I mean, if the people wanted it, so be it, but I do realize that some things are too sacred, to the point of obscenity...

Yeah, you gotta save something like that for after you've had a good time. Can't just pull it out for no reason. Don't worry, I get where you're coming from.

[Slut to slut communication...]