text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[laidtocrest]

You're wearing pants. I'd stop you before you posted a pantless pic.

[In fact, he's getting up and walking over to pat Midnight on the shoulder. There, there.] Some people just come from different cultures and have different feelings about shirts and things.

[unrequite]

Bless you, dear lad. I think I would've been quite upset.

[ Midnight sighs, thoroughly relieved. (He might actually be tearing up a bit. Again. He's not usually this emotional as a drunk...) ]

I mean, if the people wanted it, so be it, but I do realize that some things are too sacred, to the point of obscenity...

[laidtocrest]

Yeah, you gotta save something like that for after you've had a good time. Can't just pull it out for no reason. Don't worry, I get where you're coming from.

[Slut to slut communication...]

[unrequite]

oh my GOD no revisions no edits 10/10 what's going on instant save

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