text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[laidtocrest]

i figured it was worth putting out the call for his shirt OR for someone to come pick him up if he's got anyone who'd do that sort of thing around here. you know, given current events?

and he's not. i'm pretty sure if someone doesn't come for him he'll just try to follow me home so if it comes to that i'll throw him in the nearest empty apartment and be done with it

[zangetsu]

yeah, that's fair.

（ and is actually kinda nice of the guy, in hindsight, so. glad he asked. ）

good news is i'm about 98 percent sure if you park him in front of a mirror he'll be drunk enough to think he has an audience.

not here

[unrequite]

[ but this is entirely true ]

[zangetsu]

（ called it here first, ladies and gentlemen. ）