text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

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[unrequite]

Holding. Never fear, I'm quite the professional drunkard.

[ ... That's not a no. Ominous. Midnight grins, though, so he certainly doesn't see a problem here. ]

You should be kind more often, then. You're good at it.

[laidtocrest]

That is the weirdest thing anyone's ever said to me and I'm gonna just blame it on the fact you're drunk...

[He's rummaging through another machine and digs up a...]

Here.

[It's a dress!]

Turn that into an...I don't know, bag if you're going to vomit.

[unrequite]

[ Midnight sighs. He looks a bit gutted. ]

No. Please put that back. It's such a lovely dress. Some nice girl will miss it. Anything but that.

[laidtocrest]

You sure? I think it'll bring out your eyes.

[Even if he's using it as a vomit bag, but okay, he's hanging the dress over yonder, next to Midnight's coat.]

[unrequite]

That's the reason, darling. If it flatters me, I take care of it. That's simply how it works.

[ Midnight reaches out and gives the dress a gentle pat. (He will also help with the vomit bag hunt from here on out, though. Even while drunk, he's gotta be doing something.) ]