text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

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text; un: The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King

[unrequite]

no need to panick aldyies and gentlemen im unclothed but otherwise in no danger thanks to young Sylvain here

[ He absolutely bothered Sylvain until he promised he spelled his name right. He's too drunk to do things correctly. :( ]

he'll be drunkposting until further notice. feel free to threadjack or ignore politely. sorry. thank

[unrequite]

does antyhg knwo

does anyonce knwo how one might pay someone fro their services

Sy lvain is refusing payment but i refuse to let him go uncomsc
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unapid
unad
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i want to pay him he's very nice

[unrequite]

i did like that shrit but these feathers are quite nice so if you find my shirft feel free to claim it. an act of charity. you're wecome

keep on going my inbox can handle it

[laidtocrest]

[But Sylvain sees this, and he looks at it, he looks at it again, he mouths the word nice to himself because why do people keep on saying that.]

i'll make sure he gets to a bed in one piece

[Unless, through some miracle, someone like Orchid shows up at the last second and he can pass the leash to her, but as Sylvain doesn't know who this person is, he can't hope and pray to the goddess for that salvation. All he knows is that Midnight is very drunk.]

[unrequite]

same goes fro my slacks. please, fi you find yourself bereft of a pari of good trousers, avail yourself, i allow it

actually no, this might be funny

[laidtocrest]

i'll get him some pants, don't worry

[And true to his word, he is going to grab a hold of Midnight and nod his head towards the other washers.] C'mon, we can probably find something that fits in one of these.

i swear i'm spacing these out between meme tags but my slut is also very strong

[unrequite]

a saint

[ action ]

Is this your normal state of being? Charity, kindness to strangers? It's enough to make one weep.

[ Midnight's sitting now because Sylvain told him to earlier. It's an excellent idea, exactly like all of Sylvain's other excellent ideas. ]

action; if it's funny it's not my fault, i'm bad at comedy

[unrequite]

Are these all your clothes, then? Or is this theft?

[ Midnight seems a bit conflicted on this point, but he'll obediently get up and let Sylvain lead him to the other machines, peering inside. ]

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[zangetsu]

why do we care about some idiot who can't do laundry?

[laidtocrest]

good question, but you responded so here we are. better question: you don't know him, do you?

[laidtocrest]

I'm not sure where the clothes come from, and I'm not sure why the washers do this sometimes, but...hey. Look, if you feel bad you can return the pants after someone else claims them. And if nobody claims them? They're yours.

[He's found...a garish tunic that he's offering to Midnight. Notably. it would look terrible on Midnight. Terrible color for his complexion.]

"SLUT. SLUT. SLUT." - us, apparently

[laidtocrest]

Actually, no, it's not. I guess you just got lucky.

[That sounds terrible.]

Nevermind. Anyway, you want me to get you some water? [Maybe bread, maybe a castmate who can take you to their place, or...?]

[zangetsu]

nope.

but if you asked me to picture a dude who can't do laundry i gotta say it's pretty on the nose.

[unrequite]

It seems a bit personal when the clothing doesn't come from a store...

[ But he'll allow it, coming up to accept the tunic and just, pulling it over his head, uncritically. Sylvain, he's too stupid for this, please, ]

How's this?

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[unrequite]

please not ethat this IS slander
libel

which one is for text? that one

[laidtocrest]

Terrible.

[Look, he's trying to balance being helpful with being...not helpful, it's a careful line they're treading, they're trying to thread the needle.]

You look like... [Words.] A sick wyvern choking on a deer too large for its stomach. Keep it on.

[unrequite]

Your refusal to stop this absolute river of benevolence makes me feel as though you... you're... You're sending mixed signals, young sir.

[ Bread would probably be helpful. Broca would also be helpful, but honestly, he's a good person and doesn't deserve this. ]

[zangetsu]

why the fuck is your username nine million letters long

[laidtocrest]

damn. i was hoping to find someone who knows who he is for obvious reasons.

at least it's not the usual? i'm not asking what the goddess is like or the meaning of life. spices things up a little.

[unrequite]

[ Midnight looks at himself, then nods solemnly. ]

Quite right. Only I, with my incredible looks and confidence, can save this poor garment from the throes of iniquity, the falseness of beauty as a social construct.

[ He pulls his hair through the collar and settles the pink mumu over his shoulders again. I hate this. ]

[unrequite]

why isn't yours? it's freedom, my friend. revel in it!!!!!!

[laidtocrest]

so what does your username mean anyway? i've been wondering.

[Why did he type that he and Midnight are in the same room.]

[laidtocrest]

A lotta people have told me that in the past.

[This would've been so much easier a week or two ago, before people apparently decided to randomly murder other people. He could just leave Midnight somewhere. Now, it needs to at least have a lock on the door. Fuck his life.]

But, definitely not like this. You feel like puking or can you hold it in?

[zangetsu]

because i'm not a weirdo!!

（ oh no, he's pokévolving into the shitty showboating version of himself that uses multiple exclamation points. this must be hell. ）

[zangetsu]

have you tried asking him?

he doesn't seem like the shy sort.