text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[fussiest]

Ah ah. [ dismay. ] The root of all dissatisfaction rests in the hands of the bourgeoisie. Admittedly, I'm not certain what places you're referring to, but I can see the image in my head quite well. My roommate does that; he'd flaunt his wealth by purchasing expensive vintages, and he'd have the gall to drink them in my face while I was down on my luck!
And don't get me started on the lack of personality in this city! There hasn't even been a single moorish arch my eyes can see, and those tall building columns could use more personality than whatever their designers gave them.
Have they never heard of a sconce? The weather seems mild, so they can't even blame it on the upkeep!
My apologies, you've sparked something in me that I've been wanting to say for some time! If one lives in a city designed without soul, one will sooner be soulless!

[ ... ]

I'm going to go get wine.

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[unrequite]

[ This message gets sent back after a bit of a pause. While there are several interesting words here that are being strung into some very compelling ideas, the sad fact here is that Midnight is just way too much of a sloppy drunk mess to take that in with his usual alacrity and surprising reading speed. ]

Well, enjoy the wine. Let me know what you think. Please, I'd love to know. I promise I have larger thoughts about everything, I just, you know. Very drunk.

[fussiest]

Of course, of course. I'll let you know.
Have a safe night, mm? And remember to drink lots of water; and lay down on your side, not your back. It will help with the morning after.

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[unrequite]

For you, dear Kaveh, anything. Thank you very much.

[ Very warm, very sincere, very, very smushy and gross. Drunk men. Drunk men. ]