video — @nobody

[villr]

[ There's a blur of color and too-bright fluorescent lights before the camera stops abruptly in front of the frozen food aisle of a grocery store. ]

See that? [ She probably means the frankly alarming amount of eggo waffles, zooming in on a few boxes for emphasis. ] They keep getting restocked somehow. [ And she's taken a lot. So she'd actually know.

Switching the camera view, Sylvie's face fills the screen. She looks awfully stern, like she's about to launch into theorizing or even a warning about the validity of the food. But she doesn't. Instead, inexplicably: ]

All of those are mine—even the ones that aren't there yet. [ ... she's serious. ] Fight me if you want, but I call dibs.

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[villr]

[ Huh. That didn't occur to her.

After a beat, in a fully confidence tone: ] I'll camp out in the frozen food aisle.

We could fight for it. Or you could try toaster strudels.

[kampfgeist]

what if i camp out in the frozen food aisle of a different grocery store

not here

[nichocolatine]

[ literally why are you like this ]

also not here

[kampfgeist]

[ hello my name is heine and i am incapable of being a normal person ]

lmfao a+++

[villr]

In front of the waffles?

menaces to eggos across the land

[kampfgeist]

yep

[ THEN WHAT. ]

[villr]

Guess I'm gonna have to fight you, then. Assert my eggo dominance.

[kampfgeist]

you'll have to find me first

while we're here, what's an eggo?

certainly not here

[matermali]

[ If Vanessa Ives laughs in a room and no one is around to hear it, did she make a sound? ]