video — @nobody

[villr]

[ There's a blur of color and too-bright fluorescent lights before the camera stops abruptly in front of the frozen food aisle of a grocery store. ]

See that? [ She probably means the frankly alarming amount of eggo waffles, zooming in on a few boxes for emphasis. ] They keep getting restocked somehow. [ And she's taken a lot. So she'd actually know.

Switching the camera view, Sylvie's face fills the screen. She looks awfully stern, like she's about to launch into theorizing or even a warning about the validity of the food. But she doesn't. Instead, inexplicably: ]

All of those are mine—even the ones that aren't there yet. [ ... she's serious. ] Fight me if you want, but I call dibs.

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[icanfixer]

[ nonetheless, the valiant don quixote will find where her foe stands, spying her through the aisles, and skid in with her banged up golden boots brandishing her umbrella in hand!!! it has baby chicks on it. ]

Don Quixote has arrived! Thou shall pay dearly for withholding food from those who wish to eat it themselves! Draw thy chosen weapon or forfeit whilst thy legs afford thee the chance to stand, villain!

[ ... for the record, however tall sylvie is, don quixote is most assuredly shorter!!! she's 5'4"!!! ]