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[nerine]

Different worlds? Okay. Still, I gotta see what I'm working with here since the last time I was in a place with people from whatever universe was at 1 AM at the coffee shop and everyone had the grand idea to suddenly order Neapolitan frappuccinos. So here's how I'm going to narrow down and categorize all of you for my sake.

First off, how do you pronounce GIF? With a 'g' or a 'j'

Answer carefully 😉😉😉

(and if you don't get it, don't worry about it, you just get sorted into the other category)

Comments

[nerine]

Just in case
Are you feeling alright?
I know it's easy for me to be playful and all.
But it's not like I don't understand that these are questionable circumstances.

[bemist]

can't say i'm thrilled about any of this
but it's not like this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
so i'm fine
people deal in different ways

[nerine]

You're right
I'm dealing with all of this by trying to choose the nicest-looking apartment
Not too big, not too small
I'd like a decent kitchen at the very least

[bemist]

most of the kitchens i've seen are pretty basic
but about what you'd expect from an apartment
what do you consider decent?

[nerine]

If there's an oven and the floorspace isn't the dimensions of a small closet AND I have a dishwasher? I'm set.

[bemist]

should be doable. except for maybe the floorspace
well, there are a lot of empty apartments right now, though.

[nerine]

Apartment shopping is not something on my list I thought I'd be doing in another world but I can't complain if there's no rent involved.

[bemist]

there's bound to be some other catch
so i don't think i have to say be careful but don't let your guard down